The lesson on May 26th, in the great outdoor classroom of Bourbon Street, was intended to be one of culture, diversity, street performers and acceptance of things that appear strange. Instead it turned into a "how to hold your liquor" conversation when you are 21. And what you can act like if you don't. And then our eldest looked to the right and paid no attention to the two women in bras and garters but was horrified and confused (displayed by jaw dropping giggles) by the 24x8 naked girl on girl photos that surrounded the entrance to said "establishment."
Clearly the hr had crept up on us and it was time to get off this street. I tried to shift focus to "beignets for breakfast." But who am I kidding? I just gave our 9 yr old the gift of life size porn. I'm pretty sure that qualifies me for an automatic nomination for Mother of the Year 2013. Pretty sure.
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